Friday, June 15, 2007

Grapes of Wrath



i thought i'd make a quick trip to napa to relax before i start shooting for "weeds." just got back this morning.

best part of napa:

* drunk waitresses.
* public boozing encouraged.
* convenient wine spit buckets in which to vomit.
* Triscuits everywhere.
* drugs frowned upon -- so hey, more for me!
* can enthusiastically punch douchebags who quote "sideways" and a crowd will cheer you on.
* no stupid poor people. they can't afford it.

worst part of napa:

* NO FUCKING OPPOSABLE THUMBS WITH WHICH TO HOLD A CORKSCREW.

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