let me ask you a question.
is britney spears still hot?
like, all the right parts are there. and i'm sure if you had great researchers investigate, they would determine that she absolutely should be.
and yet ... no.
if you look at her one body part at a time, she's all right. put together? not so good. it's as if some mad scientists fashioned their ideal version of a woman, all "weird science" and shit, but something along the way went horribly awry.
i banged her anyway last night.
i blame the vodka and red bull. plus, she promised me cheetos.
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So here's what I think: Britney is no longer attractive because we grew up in a generation where we remember her as 18 and gorgeous. Now she's older, a mom of 2, and even though she looks like she is in great physical shape...all the drama that has been associated with her in the last few years warps our perspective and raises our standards for what we count as attractive for Britney.
So here's what I think: Britney is no longer attractive because we grew up in a generation where we remember her as 18 and gorgeous. Now she's older, a mom of 2, and even though she looks like she is in great physical shape...all the drama that has been associated with her in the last few years warps our perspective and raises our standards for what we count as attractive for Britney.
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