Can't. Stop. Eating.

i'm on this non-stop binge.

i can't stop eating.

yesterday it was corndogs and beer. and then pink cupcakes from sprinkles.

day before it was crap food from panda express. (but my fortune says, "you will soon be the center of attention.")

today it's pretzels and corn on the cob and just about everything else. i even ate some frozen cookie dough. i'm totally going oprah here.

i tried to call up one of the anorexics, but mary kate is not answering her phone. wtf?

i'm gonna go to whole foods and get some of those colon blow pills.